question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
