she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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