i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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