doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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