Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Come see our sink grown plant.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize
