Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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