Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
did i walk over a car last night?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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