VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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