Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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