He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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