..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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