Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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