i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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