I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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