I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Randomize