Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm getting married
To pizza
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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