handjob tips. give me some.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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