So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
