i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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