My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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