we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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