Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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