I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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