You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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