Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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