spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying