Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked