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• (210): View more from Texas

  spencer pratt says his family invinted chess

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  that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.

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• (516): View more from New York

  my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying

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