I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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