sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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