Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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