I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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