Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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