thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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