But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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