I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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