Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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