I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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