is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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