that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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