69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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