party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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