i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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