I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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