i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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