I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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