well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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