are you so shy because you have an std?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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