...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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