Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i need some magic done to my vagina
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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