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She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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