this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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