I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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