Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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