You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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