He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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