Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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